o r e o

oreo cookies are interesting.  i hear rumors of the white cream stuff being made of pig hooves. but who really knows if thats true. i find the chocolate wafers very impressively designed. such design! the slogan milks favorite cookie is amazingly accurate, never have i eaten a cookie so wonderfully complimented by the leche! the milk softens the crunch perfectly and honestly lends a whole new taste to the cookie when chomped upon. i truly do not comprehend those sick people who twist their cookie apart just lick away at the insides, you cannot deconstruct such a glorious food item just to lick at some lard! eat it all at once like its meant to be damnit!!