giraffe A** ho** sons of b**ches

if giraffes could talk i feel like theyd be so pompous. you know what im sayin? with those tall ass necks? looking down on everybody?  "HA i can eat these leaves alllll the way up here and you puny humans dont even compare to our awesomeness. LOOK AT OUR BRIGHT COLORS!!" - hypothetical giraffes talking. pompous bastards.